20 Reasons Twitter Should Instate A Minimum Age Requirement

Twitter wasn't even a germ of an idea back when we were popping pimples and wondering who would ask us to the Holly Ball, so we can't really judge today's celebrity tweens who are word vomiting in 140 characters or less -- but indulge us for a moment. Imagine a world where you didn't have to scroll through status updates of melodramatic song lyrics or musings on animal crackers. Imagine a world where Twitter had a minimum age requirement.

Behold, below, the glory of these 20, 20-and-under puberty-induced gems that the interwebs could have done without.

*Yeah. Yeah, we can.*

*OK, OK we follow. But here's a real tosser: What comes after part B?*

*"I know you can be overwhelmed and you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed?" UNFOLLOW. UNFOLLOW. UNFOLLOW.*

*Well, that explains a lot. *

*Totally.*

*No comment. *

*If you're not old enough to know not to accept food from strangers, you're not old enough to tell 13.3 million people what you're thinking. *

*What? Details woman!*

*Words. *

*Go on ...*

*She's got chemistry jokes. *

*10 guess her Facebook relationship status is "It's complicated." *

*So just an average amount of hot? *

*Again, no comment.*

*OMG, fine. Hi!!!!!*

*End scene. * Reported by Huffington Post 4 hours ago.